This is NOT a blurry Android Contact image. Usain Bolt is just fucking fast.

Alright, who the fuck gave Mr Bean my number?

“If you’re having #AndroidLowResContactPics problems I feel bad for you son,

I got 99 problems but my pics ain’t one.”

Jay-Z uses an iPhone.

#AndroidLowResContactPics is why it took 10 years.

“Wait!!! Call off the lawsuits against Android! There’s no way in hell that those mongs copied iOS. Their contact images look like shit.” - Steve Jobs

I love Matias Duarte. I love his shirts even more. I love his shirts so much I added this wonderful image to my Contacts List so I am reminded of the beautiful patterns every time he calls… o wait I can’t see a thing… FUUUUUUUUUU!!!

This image is actually very high resolution. The photo was taken when Mr Snoop Dogg  spent the past week blazing in a tightly, sealed room.

“ I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet…”

I have a copy of the Sports Almanac 2000-2050, but its so blurry I cant read any of it. Oh la la!